My brand new keyboard has a “Euro” key. I don’t have the slightest idea what I’m going to do with it, but that hasn’t stopped me from boasting to my co-workers.

Speaking of which, don’t, for the love of all that’s holy, eat your Euro notes. Note that the reporter says that “eating more than 400 new euro notes could make you ill” (i.e. you can safely eat 400), when in fact the doctor clearly states that “there is a product in the ink which, if you ingest 400 notes, become toxic” That’s the kind of sloppy reporting that’s going to get someone killed!