I find you very attractive. This must seem abrupt, me just coming out of left-field and telling you this, but I thought you had a right to know. So if you notice me acting kind of strange — y’know, like nervous and stuff — while you’re reading my weblog entries … well, that’s why. I hope my telling you this doesn’t make things weird between us — I think this great weblog-writer / weblog-reader relationship we’ve got going is really, really special and I wouldn’t want to lose that. Well, anyhow, I just wanted to get that off my chest.