I never ever ever watch Friends. But when I do, I like Joey the best. Actually, I just like Matt LeBlanc -- he's a great guy. I know this for a fact because I've seen him on tv. Excerpt from an Entertainment Weekly interview:Q: When you meet people, do they always make you say [your catchphrase "How you doin?"] A:
I wrote a no-frills, text-only filter for the Yahoo! Groups with open archives. It is available here.
The polls are closed, the votes have been counted, and it's time to announce defective yeti's Best Of The USA 2002! Best Restaurant -- Winner: Carmen's Bistro, Billox, AL. (Runner-up: Teriyaki John, Glenville, PA.) Best Coffee -- Winner: Java Junction, Port Panter, OR. (Runner-up: Thanks A Latte!, Austin, TX.) Best Butt -- Winner: Mark Campbell, Rosewood, ID. (Runner-up: Alice Ganderson,
I went to the Mariners game last night. At one point the Tigers' first baseman, Carlos Peña, singled to right field. The guy behind me exclaimed "That guy is moy cally-ento!"
defective yeti's readership has been dwindling in recent weeks, because so many of my regular visitors have been captured by Evil Supervillians and thrown into giant mazes, where they wander around aimlessly for days before perishing a slow and agonizing death by dehydration. In an attempt to salavage what reader base I have left, I offer you this tip. As
Yesterday I cooked a hot dog and then discovered that all my hot dog buns were moldy. So I had to eat it on a hamburger bun. Ergo, you can expect this week's posts to be all goth and angsty.
Hello friend. You and I have been close for years now, and I would hate for anything to come between us. But I sense trouble on the horizon. That's why I decided to address a potential problem even before it arises. This is the situation: A new Austin Powers movie is out, and -- NO! NO NO NO! Don't say
Promotional stills from the upcoming movie Matrix Reloaded! (Ha ha. Made you click.)
I heart documentaries about quirky people. So does Chris Smith, apparently, because he keeps crankin' them out every year or so. He also seems to have an affinity for the word "American," as in American Job, his first major motion picture, and American Movie, his second. It was the latter that got me interested in Smith. American Movie documented the
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