100 Things About Me!

People are always sending me email, saying, “Matthew, with your endless barrage of smarm and near incoherence, we never really get to learn anything about you.” Well that ends today, friends! By popular demand:

100 Things About Me!
  1. My name is Matthew Baldwin!

  2. I live in Seattle!
  3. I am 31 years old!
  4. I am married!
  5. I have a cat named Louie!
  6. I spent two years in Bolivia as a Peace Corps Volunteer!
  7. Uhhh…..
  8. My favorite movie is “2001: a Space Odyssey”!
  9. My favorite band is Sleater-Kinney!
  10. My favorite mixed drink is the margarita!
  11. My favorite tv show is, uh, actually I don’t watch much tv. Scratch that one.
  12. Sleater-Kinney isn’t really my favorite band, either. It’s just what I happen to be listening to right now and I kinda blurted it out. Maybe they’re my favorite band, I dunno.
  13. Uhhh…
  14. My favorite punctuation mark is the exclamation point!
  15. Uhhh…
  16. Jesus Christ. 100 things?
  17. What the hell was I thinking?
  18. Oh yeah, here’s another one: I’m a programmer!
  19. I spend my days, you know, programming!

  20. My favorite ice cream is chocolate!
  21. All right, how many do I have left? Let’s see, I’ve done 1, 2, 3, mmmmmm, shit! I hafta do, like, 80 more!
  22. Uhhh…
  23. I, uh, I like the Internet!
  24. I am wearing pants!
  25. My wife thinks I should have this weird-looking mole on my back checked out by a doctor!
  26. Uhhh…
  27. I have a bus pass!
  28. Screw this. I’m going to go look at porn.
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