Do you think run-of-the-mill murderers get upset about the undue recognition axe murderers get? Man, I would. It's all so unfair. You shoot someone and you're not a Gun Murderer, or you cook your roommate some Drano Waffles and you're not a Household Cleanser Murderer, but you whack one measely guy with a hatchet and suddenly you're in a class
An entry for Tim of Mooselessness, who is apparently on the verge of buying Puerto Rico. I have been a board game enthusiast all my adult life, but the thrill, as they say, is largely gone. When I returned from the Peace Corps in 1997 and started collecting modern board games, each one I bought was a wonder to me,
The tastiness of a soft drink decreases in direct porportion to the number of adjectives in its name. SpriteGoodVanilla CokeNot So GoodDiet Pepsi BlueBadOld Fashioned Sodium-free Kiwi Strawberry Cream FantaAh, no QED.
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 22:24:23 +0800 From: Halina Jameel To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: matthew, For the LadiesI am totally going to use that at parties. "Hi, I'm Claire." "I'm Matthew ... For the Ladies."
An article I wrote appears today in The Morning News.
I had the same English instructor both my sophomore and junior years of high school. She was my favorite teacher of all time, but had two minor character flaws. First, while should could list every proper noun from Tess of the D'urberville, she had a habit of forgetting or mixing up the names of her students. Second, she was a
Flash and tattoos and backbeat.New Anger Management. READ IT YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am going to go back in time and write this first.
Matt Drudge is horrified that those attending a summit on starvation are "enjoying" a meal of lobster, caviar and champagne. Yes, it must be disheartening for Mr. Drudge to see his long, hard battle on behalf of the starving get undermined like this. People who work to alleviate starvation while eating well are one infinity less hypocritical than people who
Track listing for the forthcoming Eminem CD
I have this rule. The rule is simply this: I'll abandon a book if, after reading a third, I find that not enjoying it. There is just too much good reading material out there to waste my time plowing through the final 600 pages of Underworld. On the other hand, I force myself to at least read a third, even