The tastiness of a soft drink decreases in direct porportion to the number of adjectives in its name.
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Sprite
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Good
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Vanilla Coke
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Not So Good
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Diet Pepsi Blue
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Bad
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Old Fashioned Sodium-free Kiwi Strawberry Cream Fanta
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Ah, no
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QED.