Law And Order: Matthew Baldwin Unit

Jury Duty — huzzah! No postings until I manage to weasel my way out or until my trial is concluded.

Update: Stupid justice system.

Apparently I possess subpar weasling skills, so no yeti for the remainder of the week. I leave you with:

Overheard Jury Pool Pickup Lines

  1. “Is this your first time on jury duty?”

  2. “So, who’s your judge?”

  3. “You wanna use my clipboard?”

Confidential to Justice System: Oh for Pete’s sake, stop your blubbering. I didn’t mean it when I called you stupid. Seriously. I consider you one of the top three branches of federal government, no shit.