Jury Duty — huzzah! No postings until I manage to weasel my way out or until my trial is concluded.
Update: Stupid justice system.
Apparently I possess subpar weasling skills, so no yeti for the remainder of the week. I leave you with:
“Is this your first time on jury duty?”“So, who’s your judge?”“You wanna use my clipboard?”Confidential to Justice System: Oh for Pete’s sake, stop your blubbering. I didn’t mean it when I called you stupid. Seriously. I consider you one of the top three branches of federal government, no shit.* * *