Me: [Exiting my place of business] Aw, man.
Woman, Complete Stranger, Standing on Curb: [Gruffly] What’s the problem?
Me: [Gesturing at the pouring rain] I don’t know what I’m going to do.
Woman: You’re gonna get wet, that’s what you’re gonna do!
Me: Yeah …
Woman: Oh quit your complaining, it’s raining on everyone.