The Adventures of Into Perspective Putting Woman

Me: [Exiting my place of business] Aw, man.

Woman, Complete Stranger, Standing on Curb: [Gruffly] What’s the problem?

Me: [Gesturing at the pouring rain] I don’t know what I’m going to do.

Woman: You’re gonna get wet, that’s what you’re gonna do!

Me: Yeah …

Woman: Oh quit your complaining, it’s raining on everyone.

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