Gotcha

Phone conversation with The Queen.

Me: So, I’ll see you at four, then.

The Queen: [pause] Huh?

Me: I said I’ll see you at four o’clock.

TQ: [pause] Wha-? No.

Me: No? No, we’re not meeting at four o’clock like we discussed?

TQ: [pause] Um? Uh, oh, four, yeah. We’re meeting.

Me: Are you reading your email while you talk to me on the phone?

TQ: [pause] Huh? No, no.

Me Should I believe you?

TQ: [pause] Wha-? No. I mean yes!

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