Shh.

January 14th, 2003

Operator: Hello, Maury Povich show.
Me: Hello, is this the Maury Povich show from TV?
O: Yes.
M: Hi. I was watching your show today, “Your Boyfriend Got Me Pregnant,” and at the end the screen said “Do you have a secret you want to reveal to someone on the Maury Povich show?” with this phone number, and I thought “I have a secret that I want to reveal to someone on the Maury Povich show,” so I’m calling the number.
O: Uh huh. And who do you want to reveal the secret to?
M: Maury Povich.
O: Maury Povich, the host of the show?
M: Yes. He’s the person on the show that I want to reveal the secret to.
O: What’s the secret?
M: “Maury Povich, your show isn’t very good.”
O: That’s not a secret.
M: You’re telling me!

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