Guys sitting behind me on the bus yesterday:
Guy 1: I hate that guy Alec.
Guy 2: He’s a dick.
Guy 1: No kidding. [Pause] I did his girlfriend. Right after they broke up. Whatshername.
Guy 2: Which one? The blond one?
Guy 1: No, the other one. Whatshername. The one with the big tattoo. What was her name?
Guy 2: The tattoo on her belly? Oh yeah, I did her too. What was her name?
Guy 1: I can’t remember. But she was wild.
Guy 2: She was totally wild. She stole my truck once. Shit, what was her name?
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