defective yeti ¢ent $aver Tip!

Want to “rap” with your friends for two hours, but don’t want to pay for a full-price movie ticket? Here’s a defective yeti ¢ent $aver Tip: many theaters offer “matinee” showings earlier in the day at a reduced cost, allowing you to talk with your buddies for as little as $5. You could even rent a movie and chat in the comfort of your very own home.

And although it’s not widely known, it’s even possible to carry on a two-hour conversation without a movie playing in the background! Next time, try going to a Starbucks or strolling through a local park and talking there –not only will you save the eight dollars you would have spent on a ticket to Chicago, but you’ll also spare me the trouble of having to glare at you every ten minutes, you fucking jackass!

Now that’s an idea that makes ¢ents!

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