Duck, Cover, and Enjoy Coke!

Apparently the recent decision by the Federal Government to go Code Orange and urge Americans to arm themselves with duct tape and plastic sheeting caused Wal*Mart's sales to skyrocket. Of course, in our consumer oriented society, it's not difficult to figure out what's going to happen next. Stage one: Regular Terror Alerts: After intense lobbying by hardware stores and other

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But Wait, There’s More

Me: Hey, so are you watching that Joe Millionaire show? J: I saw a couple episodes, but not really. Why? M: Well, I haven't watched it at all, but I know the premise of the show -- about how the guy isn't really rich and all. And I heard that there was some additional super bonus twist they were going

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The Bad Review Revue

The Jungle Book 2: "About as pleasant as having my wisdom teeth pulled. " -- J. R. Jones, CHICAGO READER Shanghai Knights: "Here's where we we get out the thesaurus and look up synonyms for "garbage." " -- Mike LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE Biker Boyz: "Has the stink of man-musk all over it. " -- Michael O'Sullivan, WASHINGTON POST Deliver

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