After work yesterday, riding the elevator down with a co-worker:

Me: How’s it goin’?
Co-worker: Ugh! It sucks to sit in the office and see how beautiful it is outside. All that sunlight streaming in, it makes it hard to work. I just want to look out the window all day, you know? [Pause] Oh, wait! You don’t have a window in your office, I forgot. You’re lucky you don’t have to suffer through that.

I live a charmed life.