Moo-la?

June 5th, 2003

I just received email with the subjectline:

What's a Money Making Cash Cow?

What the hell, is Laffy Taffy sending spam now too?

Contributor of the best punchline in the comments wins a hug.

Permalink | Spam | 35 comments... »

* * *

35 comments.

  1. “I have one word for you son: plastics!”

    Posted by Dean Esmay on June 5th, 2003.

  2. “I don’t know, what’s-a-money-making-cash-cow with you!?”

    It sounded even worse in my head, believe me.

    Posted by ColdForged on June 5th, 2003.

  3. To get to the other side.

    Posted by Andy on June 5th, 2003.

  4. A profit-bull.

    Posted by Meghan on June 5th, 2003.

  5. YOU’RE the money making cash cow

    Posted by b.l. on June 5th, 2003.

  6. About $7.50 an hour.

    Posted by Lisa on June 5th, 2003.

  7. A Moooo-la-naire!!!
    I hope I don’t have to explain…

    (From a true Laffy Taffy fan.)

    Posted by mjcoug on June 5th, 2003.

  8. http://www.moochandise.com/

    Posted by Michael Toscano on June 5th, 2003.

  9. You wanna make big bucks? Figure out how to enlarge your neighbor’s penis…

    now hug me, you silly yeti.

    (p.s.: great site)

    Posted by cogito on June 5th, 2003.

  10. Oo, “A profit-bull” is a pretty good.

    Posted by Matthew on June 5th, 2003.

  11. A successful ex-wife

    Posted by James on June 5th, 2003.

  12. My vote goes for the “successful ex-wife,” by James. Nice one.

    Posted by Jaclyn on June 6th, 2003.

  13. A dirty Ho-stein.

    (I know. I suck.)

    Posted by Paul on June 6th, 2003.

  14. 1) A cow-nterfeiter

    2) Moo-nicipal bonds

    3) Hugh Heifer

    4) The Federal Res-Hereford

    5) Andrew Carne-gie

    Posted by Yet another goddamn Matt on June 6th, 2003.

  15. Ice Cream doesn’t have bones!!!!!

    Posted by Ben on June 6th, 2003.

  16. - A cow-pitalist

    - A bottom-line bovine

    - A milker bilker

    - A Fort Knox ox

    - A no-net-lossy bossy

    - A lucred moo curd souk herd

    OK, I think that’s about enough. I’m going to go read a cereal box now.

    Posted by Jerry on June 6th, 2003.

  17. An excuse to make udderly terrible jokes.

    Posted by KOTWF on June 6th, 2003.

  18. the cow you bought for your bestiality movies.

    not that…i know…how much bestiality movies make…mind you…

    Posted by discourageo on June 6th, 2003.

  19. Twenty bucks, same as in town.

    Posted by K. on June 6th, 2003.

  20. I don’t know, but they’ll milk you for everything you’ve got.

    Posted by Nature's Milk on June 6th, 2003.

  21. Slightly redundant?

    Posted by Earl on June 6th, 2003.

  22. Why invest in the cash cow when you can get the milk for free?

    If I win do I get one big hug spread over 20 years or can I take the half-hug payoff now?

    Posted by Duane on June 6th, 2003.

  23. Excuse me..I think I’m going to be sick…HURK!!

    Posted by Dave Beefoven on June 6th, 2003.

  24. One that ate your wallet.

    Posted by j on June 6th, 2003.

  25. Anna Nicole.

    Posted by Larry on June 6th, 2003.

  26. Why, a dollar bull, of course!!!

    Or Anna Nicole Smith. Both work… ;)

    Posted by Laurie on June 6th, 2003.

  27. Isn’t this the answer to a Jeopardy question?

    “This is a nonsensical title to a typical spam message that will be responded to by people in trailer parks with IQs lower than 75″

    What is “What’s a Money Making Cash Cow?” Alex.

    Posted by Ryan Waddell on June 6th, 2003.

  28. I should be given that hug for not contributing to this discussion.

    Seriously. They were rotten. You owe me.

    Posted by brittney on June 6th, 2003.

  29. your mom

    (that’s for you Darren)

    Posted by ted on June 6th, 2003.

  30. We asked Jeeves and he told us the answer was Enron.

    Posted by Kim and Kelli on June 7th, 2003.

  31. wouldnt you like to know?
    or..
    what ISNT a money making cash cow?
    or…
    a pinata!

    Posted by nemoy on June 7th, 2003.

  32. ahh, who wants a hug from you anyways?

    Posted by blah on June 7th, 2003.

  33. Martha Stewart…

    Posted by Micahweedy on June 10th, 2003.

  34. i think martha stewart was the best answer. that should get 2 hugs.

    Posted by Laura on July 16th, 2003.

  35. Your momma’s a money making cash cow!

    Posted by iggy on November 16th, 2003.