Someone Needs A Smiting

Overheard on the bus.

Guy 1: Did you hear they made gay sex legal?

Guy 2: Yeah, disgusting.

Guy 1: [Surprised] What do you care?

Guy 2: I care because it says in the Bible that gay sex is a sin.

Guy 1: The Bible says all sorts of stuff is a sin. It says you’re not supposed to shave. It says that masturbating is a sin.

Guy 2: Yeah, but … you know. <shrug> I don’t think there’s anything wrong with masturbating.

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