Toy Fury

Me: Did you hear that story they just had on NPR? I guess they’re saying that kids in daycare are more aggressive than stay-at-home kids.

The Queen: Well, if the daycares they studied are like the one I went to, it’s probably because they only have one toy and the kids have to fight over it ALL DAY LONG!

<Awkward pause>

The Queen: I’m okay. I’m over it, really.

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