While at the grocery store last week I saw an H2 occupying two parking spaces and adorned with a license plate reading “XTREME2”.
I can just picture this guy at the DMV. “What do you mean ‘EXTREME’ is already taken?! I have a Hummer! Who the fuck else could be that extreme?!!”
Hey, that reminds me of an old and completely unrelated joke I just made up.
Q: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two — one to change it while the other apologizes for the recent lack of illumination and explains that they’ve been really busy lately.
(The comments are open for blogger / lightbulb jokes. Go nuts.)
Update: Two more I thought up on the bus this morning.
Q: How many conservative bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two — one to change it and one to insist that it had started to burn out during the Clinton Administration.
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Q: How many liberal bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None — liberal bloggers prefer the burned-out bulb so they can continue to complain about the darkness.