Oh man, have you heard about these Flash Mobs? They are so rad. Secret email goes out to a bunch of cool people and then they all, like, get together somewhere and act like robots or worship dinosaurs or some other crazy thing. Hah hah! So awesome!
Now I totally want to do one here in Seattle! So I’m proud to announce that defective yeti’s First Flash Mob takes place on August 17!
Here’s the plan. Everybody meet up at the house at 11765 Parker st. N. (98101) on that Sunday morning. Then, at exactly 10:00 AM we’ll completely clean the place! Hah hah! Talk about zany and unexpected! We’ll go nuts: scrubbing the shower and cleaning the gutters and washing the cars and mowing the lawn and brushing the cats, etc. This is going to totally freak out the house owners (who I will trick into going to get French Slams at the nearby Denny’s while this takes place)! And when we’re done (making sure we clean behind the fridge, just to be extra-unexpected) we’ll suddenly disperse. Poof!
Hah hah! This is going to be so wild we’ll probably get in the paper and stuff. Just meet at the house on the morning of Sunday, August 17th (don’t worry about how we are going to get in — fortunately I have a key and will leave the door unlocked), bring cleaning supplies, and be sure to pass this message on to all of your friends. It’s gonna be, like, so great! Flash mobs! Woo! Spread the word!