The Queen: While you’re paying bills online, could you take care of this dentist bill too?
Me: Sure. [Takes bill] Wha-? Geoffrey Strange? Your dentist is “Dr. Strange”?
Q: Uh-huh.
Me: Who does he have as dental hygenists, the hoary hosts of Hoggoth?
Q: …
Me: Uhh, never mind. That was kind of a nerd joke.
Q: I assumed.