Comments on: Urban Legends For The 21st Century

By: spider

spider — Mon, 17 Nov 2003 03:14:53 +0000

“They are calling you from the FIFTH ROW FOLD DOWN SEAT!”

Oh, well that’s all right then, it’ll take him weeks to hike all the way up to the driver’s seat from back there.

By: Tor

Tor — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 13:21:40 +0000

Lost Poke – that was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. That was awesome.

By: Pog

Pog — Sat, 08 Nov 2003 02:31:18 +0000

Lost Poke made me laugh

By: Ariel

Ariel — Tue, 04 Nov 2003 17:40:36 +0000

I am ashamed to admit that my cell phone actually DOES play the first two verses of Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love.” But only when my boyfriend calls.

By: Lost Poke

Lost Poke — Sun, 02 Nov 2003 21:56:27 +0000

Operator: “Hello, this is on-Star. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Umm…yes…this is weird, but…Someone is calling me, saying they’re going to harm my children, but I’m in the Escalade, and I need to know where they really are so I can press charges.”

Operator: “Ma’am! MA’AM! Get out of the vehicle! They are calling you from the FIFTH ROW FOLD DOWN SEAT!”

By: Miel

Miel — Sat, 01 Nov 2003 06:55:52 +0000

Chills…down the spine…The LD phone call from India–brilliant.

By: i_cola

i_cola — Fri, 31 Oct 2003 22:15:08 +0000

‘Why do they hate us?’

By: Hannah

Hannah — Fri, 31 Oct 2003 21:11:29 +0000

You forgot the rest of the story. When the boy hit puberty, he decided he needed more than Methylphenidate, turned to drugs and beer, rejected all the people who ever cared for him, broke a few hearts, stopped bothering with school, and spent the rest of his life trying to dig himself out of the massive hole he’d made for himself.

True story.

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 31 Oct 2003 18:29:39 +0000

That’s not an urban legend — it actually happened to this friend of my cousin!

By: John F

John F — Fri, 31 Oct 2003 16:00:59 +0000

*shivers*

That’s certainly a tale to tell around the ole’ CRT Monitor next time I have kids over