The Bad Review Revue: We Did Not Like It, Not One Little Bit

Cat In The Hat: a dirty dozen.

“This screened too late for us to review, so in the interest of fairness all we can say is that we’re pretty sure it’s gonna suck.” — Film Shorts, THE STRANGER

“Get out the flatware, mother–the Thanksgiving turkey has arrived!” — Frank Swietek, ONE GUY’S OPINION

“Perhaps the worst holiday movie ever made.” — John Anderson, NEWSDAY

“An abomination, impure and simple.” — Joe Morgenstern, WALL STREET JOURNAL

“Critics are paid to suffer bad art, no matter how icky it is from the start. So all we could do was to Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! And we did not like it. Not one little bit.” — Manohla Dargis, LOS ANGELES TIMES

“Like being run over by a garbage truck that backs up and dumps its load on top of you.” — David Edelstein, SLATE

“If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel’s body and hung it from a tree, they couldn’t have desecrated the man more.” — Ty Burr, BOSTON GLOBER

“Crass and vulgar almost beyond belief.” — Charles Taylor, SALON.COM

“A vulgar, uninspired lump of poisoned eye candy.” — A. O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES

“Comes scarily close to being the most unendurable Hollywood creation of the last dozen years.” — Michael Atkinson, VILLAGE VOICE

“Makes the Matrix sequels look like works of genius.” — Michael Sragow, BALTIMORE SUN

“They may as well have skipped the hassle of securing licensing rights and simply called this mess Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur.” — Gregory Weinkauf, DALLAS OBSERVER

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