Sorry I couldn’t post yesterday, but I spent all day standing in line for the big midnight premier. I thought getting there a day early would put me near the front of the queue, but people had been lining up all week so I was closer to the middle.
The atmosphere in line was electric: everyone was super excited and a lot of folks were in costumes and stuff. There was this one guy near the front of the line dressed like an Xtreme snowboarding pig. I don’t know if he made the costume himself or rented it but, either way, it was awesome.
This is the first time I’d gone to one of these big “opening night” debuts. I really loved the first two in the series, but both times I had been content to experience them a few weeks after they had come out. But this time — I dunno, I just couldn’t wait. I really wanted to be one of the first people in the world to taste the latest addition to the line.
My enthusiasm was mostly due to the fact that the first two wildly exceeded my expectations. Like a lot of people, I was pretty apprehensive when I heard they were making the first one — I figured they were going to completely mess up a classic. So I was totally blown away when I finally tried Mountain Dew: Code Red and discovered that it was not only faithful to the spirit of the original Mountain Dew, but actually improved upon it. I liked Code Red so much, in fact, that I was certain that the second would fall short of the standard it set. But Mountain Dew: Livewire was everything I’d hoped it would be. Sure, I wasn’t wild about its finish, but what do you expect for the second installment in a trilogy?
Anyway. Last night, at exactly 12:00, they threw open the doors to the Safeway and we finally got the opportunity to purchase Mountain Dew: Porcine Glory. And my review? It was fantastic! They truly saved the best for last. All the caffeine of the original Mountain Dew in a pork-flavored soda — genius! It didn’t feel like a sequel at all; in fact, it tasted like the others in the series had been inexorably building to this wonderous, grand conclusion. This is a beverage I’ll be drinking again and again!
If Porcine Glory doesn’t win “Best Soft Drink” at the 2004 Thirsties it will be nothing short of a scandal. Mark my words.