Bad Review Revue: The Perfect Bore

Critics weigh in on the new teen / S.A.T. / heist film The Perfect Score:

“Scholastic craptitude.” — Desson Thomas, WASHINGTON POST

“Everyone involved should go straight to detention and think about what they’ve done.” — E! ONLINE

“Apparently edited with a roulette wheel. ” — Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

“A dull film with unsympathetic characters brought together by a gimmicky premise that’s handled with no imagination and a pristine fraudulence of emotion. Aside from that, it’s great.” — Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

Ocean’s Eleven for people who can’t count past six.” — Marc Mohan, PORTLAND OREGONIAN

“X is to Y as this shit is to boring.” — Ed Park, VILLAGE VOICE

Judging by RottenTomatoes.com, the perfect score works out to be around 19%.

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