The Bad Review Revue

Torque: It’s only January, but already we have a strong candidate for the most thunderingly stupid movie of the year. — Peter Hartlaub, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

You Got Served: “About as real as Lil’ Kim’s chest.” — Jami Bernard, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

The Butterfy Effect: “Like receiving a box of Valentine’s chocolates in which someone has deliberately hidden ground glass.” — Charles Taylor, SALON

The Big Bounce “Go in with lowered expectations and expect to have them dashed.” — Joe Morgenstern, WALL STREET JOURNAL

50 First Dates: “”When Rob Schneider is the best thing about your movie, you know you have a problem.” — Josh Bell, LAS VEGAS WEEKLY

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