The Queen puts The Squirrelly in the stroller and sets out for a half hour walk. Ten minutes later she returns.
Me: Back so soon?
The Queen: It started to rain, and I didn’t want the kid to catch cold.
M: Aw, that’s too bad. I know you really wanted to get a walk in.
M: Well, why don’t you and I go for a walk, just the two of us?
Q: Because we can’t just leave him home by himself, that’s why.
M: Oh, right: he’s a baby. I keep forgetting.