Me: Hey, who was the Big Bad in the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The Queen: What?
M: I’m writing something for the yeti and I’ve trying to remember who the main villian was in the first season of Buffy.
Q: Dracula?
M: No, although she did meet Dracula once. That’s who I’ve currently got in the post, but I thought it might be funnier if I used the name of the head bad guy in the first season.
Q: The Ubervamp?
M: No, he was in the last season.
Q: It was some super vampire guy.
M: Right. And he had a name.
{pause}
Q: Fred?
M: So, you’re bored of this conversation, is that what you’re saying?
Q: Pretty much.