Regrets, I’ve Had A Few

I get spam.

Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 19:04:31 +0400
From: alfernandezov@alderwild.com
Subject: These XXX pics are so hot you will regret not looking at them!!

Wow. I can only imagine.

Dr. Wallace: I believe we’re ready, Dr. Yorn. Would you like to make the first incision?

Dr. Yorn: Hmm?

Doctor Wallace: The first incision, doctor?

Dr. Yorn: The — oh, yes. Yes yes, right. Uh, let’s see … where’s my scalpel? Oh, I’m holding it, hah hah.

Dr. Wallace: If you don’t mind me saying so, your head doesn’t really seem to be in the game today, Dr. Yorn. Are you okay?

Dr. Yorn: Oh, I’m fine, I guess. It’s just … I got an email this morning with some XXX pics, and, well, I deleted it unread. And now I kind of regret not looking at them, you know?

Dr. Wallace: The ones from alfernandezov at alderwild dot com?

Dr. Yorn: Yes, exactly!

Dr. Wallace: I got that email too. Oh man — you missed out, bro. Those XXX pics were so hot.

Dr. Yorn: Damn it!

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