Proposed Names For The Impending Plague

  • Sirius the Virus
  • Influenza Xtreme
  • The Sputum Jamboree
  • Shatner’s Folly
  • Ol’ Scratch ‘n Hack
  • Smallpox II: Electric Boogaloo
  • The Wiggles
  • Supergout!
  • Windows Longhorn
  • The Ragin’ Contagion
  • Bank of America’s Magenta Fever
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