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Say you arrived at work one morning to find a dead critter in the parking lot of the office building. A possum, let's stipulate -- one that had perished recently, but not too recently. Morbid curiosity might get the better of you, and you might stop for a moment to look at the corpse, maybe even going so far as
Hah hah! You've probably seen this already, but the New York Post completely blew the VP call this morning: Boy, I bet they feel stupid! Here are the actual candidates being asked to rate their charisma on a scale of 1 to 5: Jeeze, I can't imagine why the DNC thought the campaign needed more energy. I mean, look at
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