We discuss childrearing.
The Queen: The Squirrelly really loves that music class we go to.
Q: Yeah. The teacher plays guitar, and he loves guitar. She even gives lessons to kids, starting at age four, so we might want to sign him up for those when he gets older. I’m thinking he should play guitar or violin. Except violin is kind of geeky. So guitar, then.
M: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. He’s only six months old, let’s not get all life-plannie, here.
Q: I’m not being life-plannie.
M: I just watched you narrow his choice of musical instruments down to two and then eliminate half.
Q: Kids who play guitar are cool.
M: Granted, but we’re gonna let our kid play whatever he wants to play.
Q: Oh, of course. I’ll just make sure he wants to play guitar.