Bad Review Review

September Tapes: “The most disingenuous film of the year. A sham. Pathetic. Embarrassing. The people behind this movie should be ashamed of themselves.” — Jonathan Curiel, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

The Forgotten: “Julianne Moore delivers a performance that has all the emotional commitment of a bored kid playing with a light switch.” — Manohla Dargis, NEW YORK TIMES (thanks, Jack)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse: “The undead astumble around in the dark, sometimes even in blurry slo-mo, making the many packs of them about as terrifying as the mobs waiting for Matt and Katie outside the Today studio.” — Gregory Kirschling, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

The Cookout: “There might have been a decent comedy here if someone had remembered to insert some humor.” — Luke Thompson, DALLAS OBSERVER

National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers: “So stupefyingly hideous that after watching it, you’ll need to bathe in 10 gallons of disinfectant, get a full-body scrub and shampoo with vinegar to remove the scummy residue that remains.” — Jen Chaney, WASHINGTON POST

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