Nobody Likes A Homonym

Worst news I heard yersterday: I was in the kitchen doing dishes and The Queen was out in the living room watching TV. Suddenly, I remembered that the Red Sox / Yankees game was on. “Quick, flip to KSTW and see what the score is,” I hollered. I heard the channel change, and The Queen shouted, “the Yankees won!”

Best news I heard yesterday: Then the Queen continued, “… and the Red Sox eight, bottom of the sixth!”