Sales of my Impeach Dean bumper sticker have become inexplicably sluggish in the last couple months, so I’m trying to think of a way to recoup lost revenue. With the election so close, though, it’s almost impossible to predict which way it’s going to go.
One thing is certain, however: regardless of who wins, approximately 46% of the population is going to be really pissed off about it. That’s why I’m thinking of marketing this all-purpose exculpation:
Or, for my principled customers:
Who possibly object to that sentiment? Ass = covered.