Point Counterpoint

There is a woman at my bus stop who, at least once every week, wears a t-shirt reading “If you don’t like my attitude, STOP TALKING TO ME!!”

I’ve often fantasized about making and wearing a t-shirt that says “I don’t like your attitude so much I’M NEVER GOING TO TALK TO YOU!!” But in my heart I know I won’t do it.

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