Desperately Seeking Stupid

It’s that time of year again: time to ask dy readers to send me stupid shit you can buy on teh Internets for inclusion in my annual “Holiday Survival Guide For Slackers.” Examples!

The Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser is a small, plastic statue of a toddler that pees gin into your tonic. The Spencer Gifts Web site describes this as

20 thoughts on “Desperately Seeking Stupid

  1. Hi,
    To truly brighten your Holiday Spirits, boost your self-esteem, AND fulfill the gift need of a friend/family member, do this:
    Go to ebay and search for “Sad Clown”
    After laughing for about a half hour, buy the most hideous item available.
    You’re welcome.

  2. When I read that line about “stupid shit you can but on teh Internets”, at first I thought you were parodying the Commander in Chief of the US armed forces, who also talked about the Internets. I’ve never butted any stupid shit, though.

  3. Sorry, no bad gift ideas. In fact, I’m writing to say that these sorts of gifts are aimed at me. I almost bought that whizzing drink dispenser for a friend but when I went to the store they didn’t have it. This is the same friend who has a keychain with a pig on it. When you squeeze the pig brown poopy stuff comes out its butt and then goes back in.

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