A+++ I’D EAT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!

My harrowing account of frozen microwave pizza wrasslin ("a drama .. in real life!") made it onto This Is Broken, but several commenters said they had never encountered this kind of box. So I went to the Lean Cuisine website to see if I could find an image. (I'm not saying that the pizza in question was a Lean Cuisine,

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The 2004 Good Gift Game Guide

My 2004 Good Gift Game Guide appears in The Morning News today. In my games archive you can find full reviews for three of the games mentioned: Ticket To Ride, San Juan and Hansa. You can also see previous G3 Guides for the years 2003, & 2002, 2001, and 2000. Enjoy the broken links and images! Other Good Games This

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The Burdens Of Parenthood

The Queen:"I took The Squirrelly to the hospital today for his second flu shot. After he got it I was out in the waiting room getting ready to leave, and there was this old lady sitting near us. And she starts asking me all these questions, like 'how old is he?' and 'how much does he weight?' -- but not

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Auld Lang Resigned

I'm going to make my New Year's resolutions today and strive to break them all by the end of the year. By getting all my capitulation out of the way now, I figure I can keep 2005 100% failure-free.

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911

There is a woman just outside my office door who, for the last five minutes, has been talking to someone on a cell phone about (a) what order they are going to "hit" the various stores at the mall when they go shopping this weekend, and (b) how they are going to dress their dog (??!) for an upcoming Christmas

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Advent

It's finally December, and you know what that means: only one more month until I can* buy a Boris Vallejo Scantily-Clad Buxom Women Of Fantasy 2005 Wall Calendar at the local Waldenbooks for 75% off! It is truly the most magical time of year. * Unless a certain someone ruins everything by giving me another "Pi Digit Of The Day

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