Good Luck With That

The Queen overhears a conversation between two 50-ish women at the bus stop:

Woman 1: The next time I marry, it’s gonna be to a Christian.

Woman 2: Oh?

Woman 1: Uh-huh. I already have him picked out and everything.

Woman 2: Really? Why haven’t I heard you mention him before?

Woman 1: Well, he doesn’t know it yet. Also, he can’t stand me.

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