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SOMEBODY PAYPAL ME A DOLLAR IMMEDIATELY WANT TO BUY A CHERRY COKE FROM MACHINE AND ONLY HAVE A TWENTY!!!

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MILF

I've been reading a lot of Winnie The Pooh books to The Squirrelly, and, I gotta tell you, Kanga is looking pretty fine. Got some junk in the trunk, if you know what I'm sayin'. And makes blueberry muffins at the drop of the hat. There doesn't appear to be a Mr. Roo in the equation. Gets a guy to

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Carma

I got stuck in traffic the other day. Sitting there at a complete standstill, and at a loss for anything better to do, I started counting carpool lane cheater. At one point six singly-occupied vehicles in a row zoomed past me. Apparently they've just given up on HOV lane enforcement. I don't really blame them, considering the number of violators.

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Bush On Iraq: Blah Blah Blah Blah

As his poll numbers continue to sag, Bush gave The Speech again today before a military audience at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, home to Airborne and special operations forces. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah," said the President, probably in reference to freedom or democracy or something. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." "Blah blah

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Never Brake

Apparently Nike swiped the art from a Minor Threat CD and turned it into an ad. So some folks over at iXor.com started a photoshop thread, imagining "other evil corporations ruining famous album covers." This was my contribution. I found the iXor thread via Waxy's links

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The Bad Review Revue: Burned At The Stake

Critics are enchanted with Bewitched!"Unrivaled in modern times for smugness, vapidity, and condescension. To spend even 10 minutes in the movie's universe is to experience the Sartrean nausea of an utterly hollow head and heart." -- Michael Atkinson, VILLAGE VOICE "This hackneyed, hapless and utterly useless redo of an overrated 1960s sitcom is excruciating to sit through for a dozen

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Slurred Speeches

Sorry for posting so late today but, oh man, I was totally hung over this morning. Me and some buddies were out all last night doing rhetoraoke. I hadn't done rhetoraoke in years, but my friend Randall is way into it and he suggested that we head over to The Oration Station, and since I'd already had a few beers

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Flickr, Finally

Because I love being on the cutting-edge of technology, I got me a Flickr account. Only, like, a year after it was cool to do so. Oh well, better late ...

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Dull As A Spoon

Oveheard on the bus:Girl 1: So what happened with XXX after we left? Girl 2: Not much. We wound up spooning all night. G1: That doesn't sound like "not much." G2: I was so bored. It was pretty lame that nothing more happen. G1: Did you want more to happen? G2: Not really. But, you know. It was like spending

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