I got stuck in traffic the other day. Sitting there at a complete standstill, and at a loss for anything better to do, I started counting carpool lane cheater. At one point six singly-occupied vehicles in a row zoomed past me. Apparently they've just given up on HOV lane enforcement. I don't really blame them, considering the number of violators.
As his poll numbers continue to sag, Bush gave The Speech again today before a military audience at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, home to Airborne and special operations forces. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah," said the President, probably in reference to freedom or democracy or something. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." "Blah blah
Critics are enchanted with Bewitched!"Unrivaled in modern times for smugness, vapidity, and condescension. To spend even 10 minutes in the movie's universe is to experience the Sartrean nausea of an utterly hollow head and heart." -- Michael Atkinson, VILLAGE VOICE "This hackneyed, hapless and utterly useless redo of an overrated 1960s sitcom is excruciating to sit through for a dozen
Sorry for posting so late today but, oh man, I was totally hung over this morning. Me and some buddies were out all last night doing rhetoraoke. I hadn't done rhetoraoke in years, but my friend Randall is way into it and he suggested that we head over to The Oration Station, and since I'd already had a few beers
Oveheard on the bus:Girl 1: So what happened with XXX after we left? Girl 2: Not much. We wound up spooning all night. G1: That doesn't sound like "not much." G2: I was so bored. It was pretty lame that nothing more happen. G1: Did you want more to happen? G2: Not really. But, you know. It was like spending