Oveheard on the bus:
Girl 1: So what happened with XXX after we left?
Girl 2: Not much. We wound up spooning all night.
G1: That doesn’t sound like “not much.”
G2: I was so bored. It was pretty lame that nothing more happen.
G1: Did you want more to happen?
G2: Not really. But, you know. It was like spending the whole night drinking non-alcoholic beer.