The Bad Review Revue: Burned At The Stake

Critics are enchanted with Bewitched!

“Unrivaled in modern times for smugness, vapidity, and condescension. To spend even 10 minutes in the movie’s universe is to experience the Sartrean nausea of an utterly hollow head and heart.” — Michael Atkinson, VILLAGE VOICE

“This hackneyed, hapless and utterly useless redo of an overrated 1960s sitcom is excruciating to sit through for a dozen reasons.” — Robert Wilsonsky, DALLAS OBSERVER

“It sinks so deep and fast, you don’t even see bubbles on the surface. ” — Desson Thomson, WASHINGTON POST

“A terrible, terrible movie. Its creators have a swell idea at the core, a wonderful leading lady, and several stalwart comic players in support, and they make of all of that a picture with the wit of an armpit fart, the verve of a boxwood shrub, and the appeal of a long night in an ER waiting room.” — Shawn Levy, PORTLAND OREGONIAN

“Any picture that makes you yearn for the dramatic work of Dick Sargent has got problems.” — Bruce Newman, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS

“A disaster so low in energy that it jumpstarts its own engine every 10 minutes.” [I'm pretty sure this doesn't even make sense -- ed.] — Rex Reed, NEW YORK OBSERVER

“The result of people trying so hard to wring magic out of a dry well, all that’s left to see is their flop sweat.” — Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD

“You’re likely to want to pluck out your eyeballs.” — Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL

Thanks to Jack Stapleton for bringing this debacle to my attention.

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