The Bad Review Revue

Rebound: “Starts off bad, then tapers off.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST

Herbie: Fully Loaded: “To damn it as soporific crap, as lazy profiteering, as yet another needless and cynical remake in a season populated by such con artists, would be as pointless as the movie itself.” — Robert Wilonsky, DALLAS OBSERVER

The Fantasic Four: “Directing seems an unduly elegant term for what the Hollywood hack du jour does here.” — Scott Foundas, LA WEEKLY

Mindhunters: “So stupid it makes xXx: State of the Union look like it was written by Nietzsche.” — Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

Kicking & Screaming: “Not only not funny, it’s unfunny. It kills humor. Sit in a room by yourself, look at a blank screen for 90 minutes, and you’ll have more of a chance of laughing at your own thoughts than you will at this movie.” — Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

The Honeymooners: “It’s not as bad as the average Hollywood movie. It’s stupendously worse.” — Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE