The Bad Review Revue

Venom: “All hopes for suspense and plot twists are snuffed out about as quickly as the film’s black characters. ” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST

The Man: “Plays like a sequel to some terrible movie that was mercifully destroyed before it was ever released. ” — Kevin Crust, LOS ANGELES TIMES

The Great Raid: “A steadily mounting series of pesky nonevents paced with all the frenetic, action-packed verve of a wounded lawn sprinkler.” — Marc Savlov, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Must Love Dogs: “It’s somehow fitting that this purported romantic comedy about dating is, like most dates, clumsy, endless, and absolutely excruciating.” — Sara Brady, PREMIERE

Dark Water: “Wildly overproduced and filled with fussy flourishes that make even a derelict hallway look like a million bucks.” — Manohla Dargis, THE NEW YORK TIMES

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