The Bad Review Revue

Stealth: “A great time at the movies for anyone who has recently undergone a frontal lobotomy.” — James Berardinelli, REELVIEWS

Underclassman: “Once in a great while — usually late August — a movie comes along that’s so lame, it doesn’t deserve a bad review. It deserves a war-crimes tribunal. Ladies and gentlemen, Underclassman is that special film.” –M. E. Russell, PORTLAND OREGONIAN

Supercross: “The most amazing fact about Supercross is that it took three people to write it. Two chimpanzees with a typewriter could have done just as good a job.” — Chris kaltenbach, BALTIMORE SUN

Undiscovered: “One of the stupidest visions of the entertainment industry since American Idol opened the celebrity gateway to the dregs of the karaoke generation.” — Bill White, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER

Sound Of Thunder: “Midway through this train wreck of a film, one of the characters … says, ‘This can’t be good.’ The entire audience — what was left of it — broke out in laughter.” — Paul Clinton, CNN, in a review entitled “Sound of Thunder, smell of garbage” (Thanks, Tim)