WriAShorStorWe.org

On a lark I registered wriashorstorwe.org last night, and I am in the process of setting it up. Yes, I realize I am the last man in America to still say "on a lark." If you are chomping at the bit to post a link to the first installment of your story, you can do so in this thread. But

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The Bad Review Revue

Dukes of Hazzard: "The less said about Jessica Simpson's performance the better. From the neck down she fulfills all the requirements, but, honestly, I think General Lee might do a better job with the dialogue." -- Connie Ogle [ha!], MIAMI HERALD cry_wolf: "These tropes have already been recycled enough to make Greenpeace proud." -- Marc Savlov, AUSTIN CHRONICLE Stay: "[Director]

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From Boasting To Blubbering In 60 Seconds Flat

From an IRC channel I frequent:matthew: The cute and at-least-ten-years-my-junior barrista at my coffee shop just comped my afternoon decaf. This may be the first fringe benefit of flirting I have ever received. matthew: Aside from the wife and child, that is. torrez: HAHA. Oh yes, them. tenuki: You go out for decaf...? dreamattack: i've never understood the drinking of

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Fairyland Headline News

BUNNY FOO-FOO ARRAIGNED ON CHARGES OF ASSAULT Bodies of field mice found in forest D.A. may seek goon penalty KING COLE VETOS FREEDOM OF MATRIMONY ACT "Marriage is between a dish and a spoon," says monarch CRYPTOLOGISTS CLOSE TO CRACKING 'FARMER'S DOG CIPHER' Baffling code, in which letters are replaced by claps, has confounded linguists for centuries "We're pretty sure

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WriAShorStorWe!

I was poking around on my hard drive last night, and I came across 1000 words of a mystery that I started a few years ago and never finished. It was actually pretty good. Good enough that the thought "hey, I should finish this thing and send it somewhere" crossed my mind. Followed immediately by the thought "aw, who are

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Katamari Democracy

If I could draw today's post would have been a polticial cartoon featuring Special Procecutor Patrick Fitzgerald dressed as the Prince of All Cosmos, and pushing a katamari which had stuck to it, along with assorted detritus, Karl Rove, Scotter Libby, Judith Miller, and Dick Cheney. And directly in the path of the katamari would be a small and panicky-looking

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