Fairyland Headline News

BUNNY FOO-FOO ARRAIGNED ON CHARGES OF ASSAULT
Bodies of field mice found in forest
D.A. may seek goon penalty

KING COLE VETOS FREEDOM OF MATRIMONY ACT
"Marriage is between a dish and a spoon," says monarch

CRYPTOLOGISTS CLOSE TO CRACKING 'FARMER'S DOG CIPHER'
Baffling code, in which letters are replaced by claps,
has confounded linguists for centuries
"We're pretty sure it's 'Bongo'," says expert

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