From an IRC channel I frequent:
matthew: The cute and at-least-ten-years-my-junior barrista at my coffee shop just comped my afternoon decaf. This may be the first fringe benefit of flirting I have ever received.
matthew: Aside from the wife and child, that is.
torrez: HAHA. Oh yes, them.
tenuki: You go out for decaf…?
dreamattack: i’ve never understood the drinking of the decaf
potentato: she feels bad charging money for decaf
valmunin: Decaf coffee is just hot water…
matthew: It’s was a decaf latte, okay? A latte. But the latte is beside the point. Cute girls are comping my drinks, people. Can we please stay on topic?