The Legend of Zorro: “Not only stupid and boring but — ta-da! — also really long!” — Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST
Rent: “Commodified faux bohemia on a platter, eliciting the same kind of numbing soul-sadness as children’s beauty pageants, tiny dogs in expensive boots, and Mahatma Gandhi in Apple ads” — Carina Chocano, LOS ANGELES TIMES
Saw II: “I’d rather try standing drunk on a see-saw than see Saw.” — Mike Clark, USA TODAY
Derailed: “Semi-alert Owen and the leaden Aniston go together like sausages and syrup.” (I have no idea what that means, but apparently it’s negative.) — Lawrence Toppman, Charlotte Observer
Doom: “Like visiting Vegas and never leaving your hotel room.” — Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
Get Rich Or Die Tryin’: “It ain’t rich. It’s just tryin’.” — Ann Hornaday, WASHINGTON POST