Today is my birthday, and it looks like Sony Pictures has sent me a gift.
“Warns someone: ‘Don’t overthink it.’ Sage advice for anyone masochistic enough to watch this pile of poorly pixelated vampire poo. Yet it’s impossible to take: Crank your brain to its lowest possible idle and you’ll still overthink Ultraviolet. ” — Scott Brown, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY.“Unscreened for critics and unfit for consumption. ” –Jack Mathews, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
“In opening voiceover, a superhuman killing machine named Violet warns the viewer, ‘I was born into a world you may not understand.’ Boy hidee, she ain