Little Man: "One joke short of being a one-joke film." -- Randy Cordova, ARIZONA REPUBLIC Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest: ""The fool thing just keeps going and going ... and going. Does a Pirates sequel really need to be five minutes longer than GoodFellas? The flick should've felt like a sugary snack, not a hot-dog eating contest." --
I've never considered myself to be good at improv, and an incident this morning did nothing to change that opinion. I was preparing The Squirrelly's breakfast this morning, and I decided to give him a choice of entree. "Do you want oatmeal or a waffle with jam?" I asked. "Waffle with jam!" he said enthusiastically. "Coming right up," I replied.
FADE IN INT - OSI HEADQUARTERS - EVENING EUGENE STICKLER, 42, slightly out-of-shape with a receding hairline, is slumped unconscious in an office CHAIR. Perched on the corner of a DESK opposite him sits OSCAR GOLDMAN. GOLDMAN is dressed in a three-piece SUIT and is wearing SUNGLASSES. He sits nonchalantly smoking a CIGARETTE and occasionally sipping from a TUMBLER OF
I'm on The Works this evening talking about movie blogs. Here are the websites we discuss:Ain't It Cool News: To movie blogs what The Drudge Report is to political blogs. GreenCine Daily: A great, general purpose film blog. Metacritic: A site that compiles movie rating from all over the Internet. (Actually, my spiel about Metacritic on the show was something
Best Ann Coulter interview ever. I've recently started listening to the Adam Corolla show in the morning. I couldn't stand The Man Show or Loveline, but Corolla is well suited to freeform, topic-less rambling and raving. He seems like he might be jerk, but he's a highly-intelligent jerk with a trigger-quick wit and a wizard with the ad-lib analogy. He
Three musical instruments are sitting in a bar and, after a few drinks, they begin boasting. "I don't want to brag," says the first, "but I'm a drum. And drums, as I'm sure you know, were the first instruments in the history of the world, used not only for music but also for long range communication and even to motivate